President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL " Smaller gold italic script

" Smaller gold italic script below reads "Tel

quietly thriving where nobody asks about the snow

Illinois" in small serif text

Finding the "i" in team just means looking inside the A hole

At least once a year

President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL " Smaller gold italic scriptTeddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president. Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke, it's just a historically accurate campaign poster. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Teddy Roosevelt in round glasses, walrus mustache, blue suit, red vest, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of amber liquid. White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text