Too Cool For British Rule - Unisex T-Shirt corpus christi I wrote a song about

I wrote a song about it

Distressed white four-pointed atomic starburst with two smaller accent stars sits in the upper left area

framed by a blue TV-screen glow

Nobody questions the tuxedo if you sell it hard enough

and a white patterned jacket with green accents

Too Cool For British Rule - Unisex T-Shirt corpus christi I wrote a song aboutBen Franklin wore a fur cap to Versailles purely for clout, so pixelated meme sunglasses are honestly the most historically accurate upgrade. Founding a nation was just his way of ratio ing King George before the internet existed. The Details: Arched red serif text reads "TOO COOL FOR" above a blue engraving style portrait of Benjamin Franklin wearing pixelated "deal with it" meme sunglasses, flanked by two blue five pointed stars. Curved red serif